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Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.
That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.
An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.
He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.
Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!
When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!