butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

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butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

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butt pound

self explanatory; to pound into one's rectum

This project is butt pounding me.

"These teachers are being ridiculous," said Mike. "Ya, just to butt pound us," I replied.

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butt vomit

Diarrhea, characterized by sudden and violent gastro-intestinal retching.

Can't go out tonight... Had Mexican for lunch and contracted a case of butt vomit.

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Butts McCrackin

The term used for a person, generally blue collar labor, whos pants seem about 10 sizes too big, especially when bending or stooping.

"I had Butts McCrackin come over and fix the drain in the tub this morning."

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pooh butt

The opposite of a hardass. Someone who can and will be treated like a bitch.

Man, she been playin' you like a pooh butt!

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Jiggly Butt

A person with a grabbable, soft, ripe ass.

Martin is a real jiggly butt. I love smacking his ass.

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