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a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
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Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
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(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.
That country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands.
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A place that makes the third world look as though it is more civilized functioning and intelligent than its own location. Term is often used to define the fall of western civilization or its decline.
America is becoming a Fourth World Country as it lags behind the third shading its once great promise.
A phrase used to denote that a couple of men, who are both in relationships, are free to act like men and otherwise play and engage in general stupidity.
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.
Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
man1: Dude, my wife is going out on girl's night!
man2: I know, -mine is going too!
man1: Looks like-
man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
A genre of music where people talk about tractor shit and ghetto music, let's go farm with my baby, and drink a beer, everyone hates my music its country but I love
Please turn off that country music garbaduu, it makes my ears bleed, pop and hip hop is better, so please stop dude, I wanna have some good music not country
Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"