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to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.
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You are so mainstream
A "Canada goose" person will probably own a 3 camera iphone too
X ... you are so canada goose
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an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius
i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time
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When two people pee into your eyes, as you suck on a man's balls while he craps into your vagina.
Susan did the Canada-Mongoose with Rick, Jen, and Henry last night.
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When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.
After buying a jug of maple syrup at Costco, she became Canada's History.
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When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
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A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."
"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.
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