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Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
King of the pancakes, my bestie
"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.
When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.
the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"
Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!
Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious
Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair
Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!