Carlo is the guy to call when you are hangover and in need of a pita gyros.
A: I’m fucking dead today, could do with a pita…
B: you’ve gotta call Carlo, the pita delivery guy.
An awesome smexy Beast with a sense of humor who has everyone kneeling at his feet. Carlos is also a good friend who is a good listener, is honest and streight forward, is an awesome stripper and has a big dick.
Girl:omg my boyfriend just broke up with me! I need a Carlos
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him. He is very protective over his family and the people he loves. He’s romantic is every way possible. He is such a wonderful person that any girl would want. He is so handsome, his personality lights up the whole room. He has such a charming smile and laugh, he can make anyone the happiest person alive.
Carlos is my love, my life, and my everything. I’m so happy to have him.
A FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, FUCK ARMENIAN MEN NAMED CARLOS NERDARIAN
Carlos: Hi
Tyler: No *Proceeds to fly a plane into the twin towers*
A handsome guy that dances really well. Great with his hands. Friendly, a charmer and smart. He's also very loving, and will get along with your family.
Carlo is a forever friend for sure.
A guy who gets very mad and takes it personal when you call him "Carlos" because his name is CARLO not carloS. other then being dramatic, he is a fun guy to be around. he will force you to watch a show and it will most likely become your favorite. he makes creepily accurate theory's about shows and will rant about them to you. He hates his parents and will stand by that. he always speaks up when he doesn't agree with someone. he is also extremely supportive, because he's just awesome like that.
Bri: I love you, Carlo
He’s a total simp and a douche
Levi: Hey Carlos can you share the answers with me
Carlos: No you suck and I’m better