A euphemism for masturbation.
'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'
Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
9 idiots who i love with all my heart
stan weirdos, stan stray cheese
When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese
What do you eat?
Ebola with cheese