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a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.
My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.
A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
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When gossip or a story is being passed around, being told to one person, who retells it to another, and with each re-telling the story is changed slightly, until by the last re-telling it has changed almost beyond recognition of the original story.
Guy 1: Dude, John just told me about that girl and the guy from down the hall having sex in the closet!
Guy 2: No dude that never happened! He just grabbed her boob accidentally outside of the closet. That's a serious chinese whisper effect!
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When you take foreskin from an erect penis and wrap in around another penis so you become connected to the other person
Me and Kevin got curious so we tried a Chinese PeePee Trap and become connected
Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
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My younger brother's first home. What can I say??? A place where all your wishes come true. One can (and has) enjoyed many a good time at this fine house of ill repute.
If you ever visit Chino Hills, you must stop by the one and only, world famous Chinese Whore House for pleasure long time!!
(n). Fireworks
Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?
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