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When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.
Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.
WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"
"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"
"...Sweet"
When something is the best.
When something makes a lot of sense.
This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.
Man that film you made sure is computed.
That dude over there computed the rock history test.
A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut
What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.