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A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts
Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!
A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.
Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."
When one man is getting it on - sexual or romantic contact of some kind - with a woman and his twin brother, similar-looking sibling, or other well-known look-alike joins in the encounter, unannounced, and unacknowledged by either party.
(like Dr. Manhattan clones himself and performs sexually with Laurie in "Watchmen")
This can also apply, though less often, when two twin females perform the same act. The common term for this is "AWESOME."
Brad was totally hooking up with Lisa, when his brother Jeff walked in and they gave her the Dr. Manhattan!
Also as a verb:
Jim and Bill completely Dr. Manhattaned Jim's girlfriend last weekend, and she LOVED it!
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To tell a story or to be a Liar Dog
When my wife asked me where I was last night, I Dr Seussed it up...I told her I was "fishing".
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A drink that tastes like coke but with a hint of cherry, and without the crappy aftertaste.
Joe: Why the hell is it called Dr Pepper?
Jim: Who knows, but it tastes like ungodliness in a can (good)
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The Jerry Springer of the middle class. Just like Jerry, Dr. Phil does no help whatsoever to solve the situation but would rather see the guests duke it out.
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EAZY OWNS DRE!! FUCK DRE, Eazy with give him that nut, and then turn him around and give him aids. fuck dre, and dre if u read this, take the dick out of your ass for a second, take your lipstick off, and fuckin DO SOMETHING! fucking dare you
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