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The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.
Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.
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February 13th, the other half of valentine's day, when you celebrate your love for your lady friends! single or no.
hey Judy, you are such a great friend to me, and I want to celebrate our friend love , not only my sexy love with my boyfriend Marvin tomorrow, so let's have a dinner get together the day before valentines day - Galentine's Day!
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an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.
a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.
singles awareness day.
as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.
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When you decide you are just going to nap all day and be lazy and not help anyone clean up anything and stay home from work
“I’m really tired today”
“Oh ya? Are you going to take a Jen Day?”
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january 26th is official international yeet day because alana and i decided that nearly a year ago. someone had to do it.
yeet day is when you yeet
alana: let's make today yeet day. january 26th will always be yeet day where we just yeet all day.
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Celebrating on next level Beef June 21st. The experience of Wagyu ain't just any Beef, it's 100% grade A! A5!
On Wagyu day June 21st, Carol had Wagyu with Jeff and Susan. Jeff was heard saying "Man this shit ain't real"
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