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A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.
“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”
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A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.
I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.
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When one person in a relationship does everything they can to have power and control over the other person, which includes physical violence, verbal and emotional abuse, stalking, or sexual assault. Dating violence is more than a one time incident... it is a pattern of abuse that usually happens more and more and gets worse and worse over time. It can affect all people: young and old, black and white, gay and straight, rich and poor, and everyone inbetween.
Friend: My boyfriend is so friggin' controlling I can't stand it anymore, but I'm scared to leave him because he said he would kill himself if I ever left him.
Other friend: Dude, that is soooo dating violence. He's doing everything he can to control you!
Friend: Is that why he made me unfriend all my guy friends on Facebook?
Other friend: Yup
Friend: Is that why he told me that if I didn't have sex with him that he would leave me?
Other: Duh!
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a date, usually in ink, placed upon the stamps of a letter by a postal employee, used to give the reciever of the letter the date the letter was mailed and to prevent the stamp from being used again
USPS customer : I need this letter round dated with today's date!
USPS employee : Sure I'll round date that right away.
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A date that includes water. Like a pool or lake
They went on a wet date to the pool.
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When one meets with their designated zombie-killing comrades at a specified time to deliver death to the undead. Usually (but not always) takes place in the world of online gaming.
~My Girlfriend: "Hey honey, do you want to come over to my place Friday night for dinner (winks)?"
~Me: "I have more important matters to attend to that night. Specifically, a zombie date with my brothers in arms at 19:00 hours."
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Two people like each other and want to date and are "dating" but don't see each other very often... They also talk all the time on social media and it's like they are always together even though they aren't. They are usually the type to be a "power couple" and many peoples "otp". They are super flirty at times but both of them don't really know what's going on or where there relationship is even though they both like each other. They are both very attractive and good looking. Both of their preferred social media is snapchat. They always have the snapchat streak going .Essentially they are dating but both of them are too scared to like actually say it because they never see eachother.
So you guys are going to half date?
Yess, exactly until we can see eachother more!
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