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Pirate Date

A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.

I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.

by Long John McEyePatch Silver October 30, 2008

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dating violence

When one person in a relationship does everything they can to have power and control over the other person, which includes physical violence, verbal and emotional abuse, stalking, or sexual assault. Dating violence is more than a one time incident... it is a pattern of abuse that usually happens more and more and gets worse and worse over time. It can affect all people: young and old, black and white, gay and straight, rich and poor, and everyone inbetween.

Friend: My boyfriend is so friggin' controlling I can't stand it anymore, but I'm scared to leave him because he said he would kill himself if I ever left him.

Other friend: Dude, that is soooo dating violence. He's doing everything he can to control you!

Friend: Is that why he made me unfriend all my guy friends on Facebook?

Other friend: Yup

Friend: Is that why he told me that if I didn't have sex with him that he would leave me?

Other: Duh!

by nooneinparticular2010 June 2, 2010

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hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say โ€œSave the date.โ€ First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

โ€œHold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!โ€

by S.S. February 24, 2019

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round date

a date, usually in ink, placed upon the stamps of a letter by a postal employee, used to give the reciever of the letter the date the letter was mailed and to prevent the stamp from being used again

USPS customer : I need this letter round dated with today's date!

USPS employee : Sure I'll round date that right away.

by Yogi-Donnie January 26, 2008

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twitter dating

The act of using social networks, particularly micro messaging service twitter, to find potential mates. Examples of twitter dating are public messages with an extraordinary number of emoticons, inside jokes between users who may or may not have had sex and the tag #twitterdating.

Ben and Melissa were twitter dating so hard last night, he may have an opportunity to fuck her tonight IRL.

by kind david November 8, 2009

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Zombie Date

When one meets with their designated zombie-killing comrades at a specified time to deliver death to the undead. Usually (but not always) takes place in the world of online gaming.

~My Girlfriend: "Hey honey, do you want to come over to my place Friday night for dinner (winks)?"

~Me: "I have more important matters to attend to that night. Specifically, a zombie date with my brothers in arms at 19:00 hours."

by MonteCristo29 December 4, 2010

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spinning date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a spinning date refers to a backflip in gymnastics.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, battered sav

The gymnast starts from the corner, goes into a spinning date, another.. three spinning dates and ooh! buggers up the landing. What a shame.

by MartinBartinFargo May 12, 2007

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