deadly dead

It means that your laughing so hard Your stomach is getting cramped up.

I was deadly dead when my mom thought I was taking out the trash.

Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

Dead Bird

Slang for great and amazing.

Person 1: Hey, look at this.

Person 2: Damn! That is dead bird

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Dead by dawn

If something (typically) negative happens to someone, you say this to them.

Andy: *Pukes*
David: "You'll be dead by dawn, Andy."

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dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

Dead Lie

When one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. In other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn't true. A non-formal term.

"Maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y'know."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."