A kind, beautiful girl with short hair who only speaks Spanish and keeps calling a guy that´s a bit younger than her who only speaks English ¨cute,¨ ¨beautiful,¨ etc. The guy isn´t sure if she likes him or not, but they´re teaching eachother their native languages.
She likes Harry Potter.
¨I met this girl, her name´s Diego. I kinda like her and I can´t tell if she likes me or not!! Please help, bro!!¨
a zesty chihuahua and or, mutt that is shark repellent.
do you wanna hangout with girls today? No thanks i feel like diego today
A very nice and chill motherfucker who’s always there for you. But the bitch will not put up with shit he can’t handle. If something goes wrong then fuck, his whole day and mood is ruin. He’s very humble but he’ll still your girl. He’s probably a typical Mexican cholo or ranch type of dude.
“Hey Diego, you wanna go down town? For a joint or sum thing?”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
If you ever get the chance to date a Diego, don’t let him go. He’s the most wonderful guy that any girl wishes to have. He also has a big dick and can please any lady.
OMG Diego has a giant dick!