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The act of shoving a tablespoon up a mans gaping asshole and the dancing on his back with 3 dingos while La Campanella plays in the background
Yeah diego did a dirty diegui with his partner
When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Giving “yourself” a spider man finger blast.
I was walking down the street and seen a dirty marj through a window
A girl which walks the streets of bell county Kentucky and offers you sex for meth or any other narcotic.
I gave a dirty butt 1 xanax to smell my taint.
After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
Hes the act of spitting milk into a girls coochie (thinking he’s the absolute sex machine, which he is), while doing so he is wanking so hard his “milk” squirts so high, it falls back into his mouth and spits that in too !
Omg did u hear they were doing the dirty rian last night?