The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy
maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*
When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity
Lets try duke city docking tonight
The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command
Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine
GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.
Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
Governs and upholds the policy around Donut Integrity.
The Duke of Donuts invoked a 5 business day policy for offenders of the Donut security policy.