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How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.
Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris
when a woman, regardless of sexuality, randomly changes her appearance, making her look like a stereotypical lesbian
god I hope my daughter doesn't dyke out
The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.
I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.
When dykes do dumbass shit
Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint
The guys: That’s that dyke shit
An animalistic, stocky dyke that inhabits crowded areas, stalking all other female forms, and can scan you from head to toe in one glance. The typical aggressive dyke can vary in size, but the one constant, is their regalia. The aggressive dyke dons a tattoo starting at the shoulder and ending at the bottom of the earlobe, while only having her left ear pierced (usually on the same side as the tattoo), "complimenting" a tank top and an open flannel with pumas. If you are to encounter an aggressive dyke in their natural habitat, scat.
"Omg, did you see how Wendy watched me from across the bar? That's an aggressive dyke."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."
The lesbian equivalent of dick sand
"I'm caught in the dyke sand, I'm gonna need a U-haul to pull me out"
Worst than
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your grandpa a trap
Use this to kill a person
Bob: your grandpa a trap
Jimmy: your ancestor a dyke
*Bob dies and gets his ass cheeks clapped by satan