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Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018


easy 10

a hot girl that’s easily a 10

look at her

she’s an easy 10

by easy10_ February 3, 2023


easy as 1, 2, 3

Easy As 1, 2, 3: going to get a drink, after the name of a speakeasy in northern Michigan.

How’re you getting through the new administration? Easy as 1, 2, 3!

by I'mAHelper February 17, 2017


easy hero

word used to tell someone to settle down when their getting to into anything.

PERSON 1: ZOMG i just got 56 nos cope snipes on halo 3!
Person 2: Easy Hero

by gfewgfagfsagf August 18, 2008


easy e jr

You either are going to get famous and die from aids or your a really good rapper

Ew you nasty Easy E jr

Oml he's a Easy E jr

by LaChole_2017 March 10, 2017


easy mac

porn on itunes

that one easy mac is only $9.99!!!!

by georgetheplant July 15, 2009


easy cuz

Invercargill slang for No Worries.

Can ya pay be back for those beers last night? "easy cuz"

Bro, can ya give me the fleshlight? "easy cuz"

by 0m@g December 4, 2022