Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
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A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers
What school are you going to
king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go
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i love you
GAY HAHAHAHSHS
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A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
βGuys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.β Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47βs. βItβs actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!β Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes heβs the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
βHow do you not know what a Chinook is?β - Ryan Edwards
βRyan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!β
A total badass who loves videos, games peanut butter, and sushi. Enjoys making girls smiling while still managing to be a bit awkward . A big goof. Usually looks great in glasses.
Edward Steel, stolen my heart.
A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.
Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.
I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.