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similar to "cool story, bro." but more awesome.
Epic tale, brethren.
When you get a 4-2 banana farm down in BTD battles
It started lagging as the game became an epic late game.
When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.
Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)
A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:
1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.
NB: NEVER say this.
John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*
An epic kinnie moment is when something happened or is happening that makes you feel like more of a kinnie then usual.
Person a: how are you?
Kinnie: I’m having an epic kinnie moment, someone knew I was a Peko kinnie and the gave me a sword.
Someone who is not epic, and is rather small in stature and build.
What did you just say to me you little non epic.
A heroic viking who was on the verge of Godhood. Thor, fearing being usurped, erased his memories and cast him into the 21st century.
Confused and distraught, EBM had a troubled youth, before he found his calling and went to Nam' to kick Commie ass. He single-handedly pushing back the Tet Offensive and became basis for fictional heroes such as Rambo.
Alas, it was not meant to be, the hippies of the US united against him and he was forced to relinquish his gun and vow to never fight again.
For the next few decades the US continued to deteriorate around him. EBM, being a incarnation of justice, could stand this no longer. A worthless mortal, clearly unaware of the might of the EBM, crossed him, and was promptly obliterated by EBM.
EBM spared that mortal's life and walked off the bus, leaving his groceries behind. Why did he even need groceries? Not once in his life did he ever need to eat, nor has he ever felt thirst, pain or the urge to sleep. EBM has tried his entire life to be a normal man, but he was tired of that facade. He was determined to find out what he truly was. That day, he walked off the bus, a God.
EBM was not the only immortal on the scene. Freyja, watched the event unfold through the eyes of Amber Lamps. Outwardly, her expression never changed, projecting an aura of indifference. Inwardly however, she was aflutter with a myriad of thoughts and emotions. She could not discern what it all truly meant, but one thing was for certain; Thor's days were numbered.
The Epic Beard Man will rise again.
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