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Mink Eye

A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.

Some Mink Eye can play the banjo very well.

by Inquisitor October 25, 2020


eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 2, 2007


eye tag

to look at someone, and look away when they look back. then have someone look at you, and look away when you look back.

girl: *looks at guy*
guy: *looks at girl*
girl: *looks away*
guy: *thinks to self* eye tag?

by itsMadstar January 20, 2014


Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.

Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!

by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013


Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.

In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.

by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010


Mustang eye

A condition which makes women appear much more attractive than they really are. The condition develops over time while attending Homestead High School (Cupertino).

Mustang eye person: Damn that girl looking hella fine
Normal person: What the fuck? That hoe looks like a guy.
Mustang eye person: Shit my bad, I must have the mustang eye.

by FartBoner69_420 February 21, 2021


watercolor eyes

Beautiful eyes that are shiny like water color paints.

Friend 1: “Omg girl his eyes are so dreamy!”
Friend 2: “Yeah! He has watercolor eyes!”

by lovergirl36 July 2, 2023