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The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
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A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
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to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth
me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.
you: ok.
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To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass
oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!
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someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting
extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport
FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!
DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!
A scentless fart.
"Dude, I heard you just fart, but I don't smell anything! Holy crap! You have Levi Farts!"