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The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
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A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
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to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth
me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.
you: ok.
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To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass
oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!
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A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.
I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!
to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'