Bassist's Finger

Bassist's Finger is a condition among most finger picking bassists,that when blisters form and break on the Thumb, index finger , middle finger,and/or (sometimes) ring fingers of the strumming hand and create sores about the size of a water drop on the finger. Generally the blisters appear after a lot of slap/pluck technique or strumming in general for a allotted period of time.

Person 1. Dude! What happened to your finger?

Person 2. I got Bassist's Finger during my show last night.

Person 1. I bet it hurts like hell!

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vagina fingers

when a dude is dancing at a club and fingers a girl on the dance floor, and has no way of cleansing the fingers, he will aquire these.

when dave went to the club, we looked over and he was fingering brandy on the dance floor. from then on he will be called vagina fingers.

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three fingers

Instead of saying, "two fingers" meaning peace, when you leave, you would say "three fingers" to show that you are pissed. It's a more subtle way of saying "fuck you, peace".

You guys are being dickheads, three fingers...

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Russian Fingers

A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.

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finger wave

Term describing the anal prostate check portion of the annual physical examination done on older men. The "finger wave" is done by the gloved hand of the examining physician. One only hopes that while the "finger wave" is being done you don't feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders at the same time or you're in trouble.

Old man Klaune went to the doctor and got a finger wave.

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Finger Blasting

Act of finger "fucking" a woman

Laura got finger blasted last night and she loved it.

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finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been

Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!

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