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The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing
Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.
Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.
Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.
Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome
A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.
Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.
This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.
Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker