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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.

Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.

by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014


Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017


Florida

Dont come we b shootin shit in the 407 n 386

Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407

Where u from?

Da 386 where u kant go

by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020


florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021


Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

by Matthewtn99 November 26, 2017


Florida

A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive

I'm stuck in Florida... Help me

by IntergalactalEnergy April 7, 2023


Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022