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SEOUL FOOD! screw yaku, korean food owns everything.
me: yo korean food owns, rite?
yaku: no
me: don't make me drop kick your ovaries.
yaku: sorry bout that, korean food owns everything!
me: foshizzle.
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The act of consuming a large amount of food in a short period of time
“I was late for work, so I had to food bong breakfast”
“Dude my stomach hurts from food bonging those wings”
“I was only gone for two minutes and Seth food bonged my burrito!”
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Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!
Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
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The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.
Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.
> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.
> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
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Computer food-
Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew
That's it
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A person who constantly asks for food and "bites" due to the persons lack of money and malnutrition. This person also does not eat a lot at home, because her parents are poor which results into her family having an empty fridge... This person also spars with her boyfriend and ultimately loses.
Rhea: Can I have a bite of your breakfast bagel?
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!
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