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To "jizz your pants" but a more scientiffic way to say it. To get sexual excitment without a female or male to make you cum. Cuming out of no where, or cuming when you're just horny.
Jerry: "Last night when Rachel told me she liked me, I just skeeted, she didn't even have to touch me!"
Bob: "Dude you know that you free cum?"
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The act and art of Rape and or Raping.
Austin: Hey, remember that chick Kim?
Josh: Yeah dude, I tea-bagged her like four years ago.
Austin: I guess, but I gave her a free hug.
Josh: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit foo'. That's messed up.
Austin: What? She only cried a little.
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A person who acts and brags as if they are REALLY good at something when in actual fact they are crap at it.
Charlie: "OI MAX!! let me be in your band, I can do EPIC GUITAR SOLOS"
MAX:"YOU Can?? woah kool!"
Sesh: "Nah man don't listen to him he's Sugar Free"
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Allowing somebody a view of a certain body part, typically a girl with a low cut shirt displaying her breasts. Could be considered a public service in many cases, and also be done with class.
-Not the same as flashing. We have a little modesty here.
He seems sad today, I think I'll give him a free shot.-discretely lowers her shirt.
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An action performed by a male upon a female in which he mounts her chest and thrusts back and forth until he administers a thick layer of semen across her neck.
A Free Throw is the same thing as a Titty Fuck, derived from the abbreviation TF and then reversed to FT.
Free Throw is used as a method to be able to speak about the action in a public setting, without alluding to what is actually being spoken about.
After the party, Kumar took Bertha into the other room and proceeded to Free Throw her, commencing the action by leaving a glistening Pearl Necklace across her throat.
After spring break, the story of the infamous Free Throw circulated around the school, causing many to ponder over how Manish and Gertrude put themselves in that situation.
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1. Persons who are not enslaved
2. Some sort of hippie clothing company featuring a 40-year-old skeletal model in urbandictionary advertisements
Clearly Free People are catering to the right audience by advertising on UD
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