French Reindeer

Derived from "The Jon Dore Television Show", the German word for reindeer is the same as the French word for "vagina".

Colin: Are you going hunting over the holidays? Do you need to borrow my AK?
Blake: No, I'm good, I'm going for French Reindeer

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French Truck

When a man places his hand over the end of his penis and tries to ram it into a vagoo , even if failing the man will not give up as (being french) the driver of the "truck* is stubborn.

The man insistantly tried to ram his french truck in the womans vagoo.

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french penis

A france has the second largest penis in eruope with a size between 6 and 7 inches

Look at that French penis

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French kiss

1)A disgusting version of an innocent kiss where a guy tries to choke you by shoving his tongue down your throat and slobbers all over your face.
2) A nice kiss with a tongue.

Guy: French time!
Girl: Oh shit, I wanted to live another day.

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the french language

the french language is stupid because they have 15 to many letters that don't even get there spot in the spotlight in each word!!!!

the french language is stupid.

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french fry

A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.

Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?

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French Tickler

When you are having sex with your lady friend doggy style and some guy comes and tickles your asshole with a feather from behind, he's called the french tickler

Dude I was about cum in Tracy's ass and then the french tickler got me!!

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