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Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
a girl lays down on her back, as you squat over her chest you take a huge shit! when finished sit in it and rock back and forth.
dude i gave my girl a german steam roller lastnight it stunk so bad!
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Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's
****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
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To put one's head inside a woman's vagina and scream as loud as possible until one runs out of breath and dies.
"Did you hear what happened to Kent?" "Yeah man, he had the whole world in front of him, I can't believe he went out giving that hoe the german face of death."
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The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.
Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"
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A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
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A strange dialect of Yiddish where they say "oy" instead of "ay" (but spell it "eu"), "au" instead of "oy", and the grammar is needlessly complicated, although less so in the actual spoken language than in the written form.
In German people don't use "sich" for all persons which is very odd, although this also occurs in Williamsburg Yiddish, so I suppose it's legitimate enough.
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