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2 people who really love eachother as a friend, and fall madly in love everytime they see eachother. But are wise enough to know that living fucking far away from eachother just won't work.
So they break up after the period they can be together and then get together again if they can see eachother.
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The word window glass was chosen, because a windows lets in one thing but you can always black things out if you need to.
When Charlotte and Dex both saw that things will be difficult, because he lives in Holland, they decided to have a Window glass relationship.
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Doing something unnecessary like knocking on a glass door
Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door”
The feeling you get after someone makes you cum. They look perfect to you because you are looking thru cum colored glasses.
I thought he could do no wrong, of course I was looking at him thru cum colored glasses.
A fancy way of saying: Destroying the world
example: I would turn the world into glass for you
Example 2: Turning the world into glass isn't a bright idea
1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.
2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?
Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
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The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....
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NASCAR's Podcast with Ryan Blaney, Kim Coon, and Chuck Bush. Named after the famous Anchorman line. People who listen are called glassholes/
Mark: Hey Johnny, did you listen to the latest episode of Glass Case of Emotion?
Johnny Oh Hai Mark, I didn't know you were a glasshole.
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