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Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
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A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"
Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"
"CALL SECURITY"
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Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.
So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)
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A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.
Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado
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Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.
She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker
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Slang word for a bad situation.....
The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy
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A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.
AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse
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