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The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.
*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*
"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."
"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.
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Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.
Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!
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To strike and/or hit a person so hard that if they were wearing a hat it would now be laying on the ground
to a boxer- "alright you just need to go out there and lay hat"
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A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object
Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?
Joe: No man. Thats Matt
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green hat is a term used to refer to a computer hacker that is either
a.) willing to do anything for cash, or
b.) completely new to hacking and therefore "green"
one day i hope to stop being a noob green hat hacker and become a greedy green hat hacker.
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a gangster hat is a hat that is worn but abnormally large black men or by ghetto white people. the individual wearing the hat looks liek he/she has an iq of about 3 and looks very mean. the gangst"a" hat defies the laws of gravity and usually rests at an angle that the average human would have to super glue to achieve. some gagnsta hats have hundreds of teams on them such as in the mlb that the wearer of the hat has never even heard of and probably has never watched baseball in there lifetime.the colors of the team or city the hat is "reppin" is usually colors that have nothing to do with th team or city such as a yankees hat being birght purple, neon green, and pacer yellow. also,the hat is 25 times to big for the individual wearing the hat and has the "fresh from the store, extended bill" sticker on it, making the wearer...extra gangster. but, if the hat is even bent to the smallest degree..the hat is instantly thrown away becuase it is not gangsta anymore. also, if scuffed, it is to be throwin away immdieatly. the hat is worn many different ways...each one making you wonder how it stays on the head.
the hat also occaioanlly has a "shout out" to a fallen homie or a picture of micheal jordan on it.
p.s. the hat is worn with an extremely poofy jacket and a t-shirt that is XXXXXXXXXXXL in size
"ahh da'look at dat cats gangsta hat. hes got it so gangsta that it aint even on his head"
"dangg da', the bill on that gangsta hat will put yo eye out"
one knowledgeable cat says to a hat wearer" oo da' so u like the mariners"
wearer says" yeaa homie..micheal jordan played for them"...
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Taking a dump, beating off, and eating a party sub, simultaneously.
Chris Farley died performing a hat trick.
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