Nine of Hearts

A graphic sex act referring to a deck of cards. The guy shuffles the deck against the girl's bean and slowly takes one card out after the other until on the Nine of Hearts remains. Then with the heavily used card, he rolls it up and does a line of coke off her butthole.

Just picked up a fresh deck of cards from the magic shop today, can't wait to Nine of Hearts Karen tonight.

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heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

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King of Hearts

When two guys sit on each other's asses while penetrating each other looking opposite directions looking like a fucked up face card

"Bro you wanna be top or bottom?", Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1

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Kingdom Hearts

If you can black out the disney characters you're in for one of the best games you'll ever play.

That kingdom hearts game kicks arse.

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chicken heart

High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!

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Junk of the Heart

3rd album - THE KOOKS

-Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!

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x-heart

the opposite of hearting something; hating, or not liking

I x-heart poop in the coats.

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