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The new "Hipster" generation born between 1987 and 1991 that is more self absorbed than the hipster generation of 1982-1986. More narcissist than the common present "Hipster" generation. The cause of this being the omnipresence of online profiles (Facebook, MySpace) and present "Hipsters".
Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Hey man, let's listen to some 90's rock electronica music and talk about how all the music today sucks."
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, but there are some bands today that are legit, like, Kings of Leon, The Shins and Portugal. the Man. Every new band besides those bands suck. Right?"
Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Fuck yeah you're right! I'm asexual!"
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "What was that?"
Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Nothing. Let's listen to some Air!"
Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, that sounds pretty chill."
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Something that someone subjects themselves to (such as music or literature) with the sole purpose being to look smarter or fit in.
Hipster: "I'm gonna go listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel. You wanna come?"
Not Hipster: "Nah, man. That's some serious Hipster Garbage."
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A person that does not follow hipster fashion or trends and unknowingly does something hipster-like. May involve choice of clothing, hair style, music, drink, etc.
Normal Guy: Dude you're drinking a PBR.
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.
Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.
Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!
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a girl who is attracted only to hipsters
She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.
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A morbidly obese mid-western man or woman who wears inappropriate clothing for their size
I can't believe I can see the thong on that Indiana hipster through her tight yoga pants
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Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.
Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.
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n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
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