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When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
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An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.
Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.
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Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
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A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"
Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"
"CALL SECURITY"
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Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.
So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)
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Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.
She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker
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Slang word for a bad situation.....
The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy
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