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Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
A way to Make your Kids retarded, Also a form of torture to normal human beings.
Guy 1: Dude i think your kid has Fortnite Control
Guy 2: He does play fortnite
Guy 1: ok lol
someone who feels like they need to be in control of someone or something. A person who wants to know what they are doing all the time and inst giving them any space.
Jay: did you see erin and her boyfriend today?
Peter: Yeah she was such a controlling bitch.
The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person
Guy 1: (kills teammate)
Guy 2: Woah bro what was that for
Guy 1: Oops dropped my controller
This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.
"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."
An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen
“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably