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a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
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Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
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(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.
That country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands.
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A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
He billyboi want some pecan pie? Oh wait your a wannabe country boi
When you high five a person at Country Thunder.
Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney
A place that makes the third world look as though it is more civilized functioning and intelligent than its own location. Term is often used to define the fall of western civilization or its decline.
America is becoming a Fourth World Country as it lags behind the third shading its once great promise.
Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"