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A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
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During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
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A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.
You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.
">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"
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Someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes
Ex>
Amber is on my 5 minute list
I would have bang the shit out of her.
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In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.
In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .
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A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.
Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.
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