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To touch to genitals of those asking
Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis
CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner
"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"
Getting drunk while having enormous fun.
“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”
Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.
Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.
A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
A slang term for the male penis
Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex
Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size