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Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.

I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?

by Tisteca September 23, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bob's Law

Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.

My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.

by BobTheBruin August 3, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gauss law

A charge in any given region can be found by integrating the e-field to find the electric flux. Used in the electromagnetics course in Electrical Engineering.

Gauss's Law can be represented as:

โˆฎEยทdA= Q/ฮตo

Gauss Law can be used on different shapes such as spheres and cylinders.

by asebak March 5, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lloyd's Law

Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.

Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.

This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.

Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!

by Yoshi86 September 1, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laws of Weed

The laws of weed happens

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.

by eL racK November 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

by Jerry December 10, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


murphy's law

Definition: If anything can skrew you over, it will.

ex, my computer shut off a moment before I saved all my work.

by Erin August 29, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž