A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.
Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.
The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.
He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy
Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook
A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate
Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself
When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!