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Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 1, 2011

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Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

by nyc-a-train December 13, 2010

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Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

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sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem May 30, 2007

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Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

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Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006

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