Cam-Job

A pirate copy of a movie on DVD, Video or downloaded that is obviously acquired by smuggling a camera into a cinema and filming it.

The new Bond movie had poor sound, poor quality picture and somebodys shadow obscured the screen making it obviously a cam-job

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whisper job

The act of being with a beautiful biddie and instead of having sex with her, you engage in a masturbatory act or an HJ while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear until you blow your load.

-LT, is it true you raped that 16-year old girl?
-I did not have sexual relations with her.
-Then what did you do?
-I engaged in a masturbatory act while she whispered in my ear.
-Oh, so you mean a whisper job?
-I am unfamiliar with that term

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boob-job

surgical augmentation of the breasts

"Looks like that Jordan's had one boob job too many."

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Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.

She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.

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bro-job

When a straight guy gives a blow job to a different straight guy.

Me and Chad where bored last night so he gave me a bro-job to kill some time.

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Rob Job

To get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won't let you cum

damn I only got a rob job last night

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Tooth Job

When a very hot lady gives you a blowjob and while doing so, gives you some teeth.

This is extremely painful and usually ends up in having the penis bleeding.

Can also end up with the girlfriend dead from having the victim shooting her from the pain.

"Dude, while kelly and I were having some oral sex, she gave me a hard Tooth Job".

"ouch man".

"she's dead now XD".

"WTF"!

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