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Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 8, 2018


juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016


juan cornajo

very mean math teacher, used to work as a construction worker and failed school, he yells at you when you don't do your work and puts you on the phone

Person 1: Dude what happened in juan cornajo's class?
Person 2: Bro I forgot to do the homework and he put me on the phone.

by meme big boi January 9, 2020


Juan Dooley

typical willfully ignorant tool who is incapable of critical thought

Only a Juan Dooley would share such obvious propaganda as if it were not a right wing conspiracy

by JuanDooley December 20, 2021


Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020


Ray-Juan

Man with pig penis

Man with pig penis that is used for sex.
Ray-Juan is a beauty man.

by James11113 June 4, 2023


DOM Juan

DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.

Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."

Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"

by vivicafox June 7, 2009

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