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Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022


Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is the most compassionate human being. He is funny and loves eating!! Juan de Dios loves girls. He likes to play computer. He is sensitive likes titanic movie.
He is handsome, intelligent and generous

Omg you know Juan de Dios? Lucky you

by Irenediamondz January 9, 2022


Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan de Dios is basically perfect.

Juan de Dios or Juan del Diablo

by Donky kong the ape November 22, 2021


juan chi

That one kizzy glizzy ----- nonsense. Also, he drinks iced coffee with Immobile, plain bagels with Mahrez, and drinks slurpies with the ambassador of Finland.

Hey ambassador of Finland, have you seen Juan Chi this ebening?

Yes, we had Slurpee, gang gang.

by donte_donte November 28, 2021


philip nicholas juan

Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.

money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!

by mrdefincool November 3, 2013


Ray-Juan

Man with pig penis

Man with pig penis that is used for sex.
Ray-Juan is a beauty man.

by James11113 June 4, 2023


Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020