Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

Junk Love

Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.

This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.

"After he broke up with her, he is into Junk Love. Does he find fulfillment? I doubt."

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

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