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A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.
1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!
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The act of skinning an ass with a cheese grater then beating the victims ass with your hand covered in salt.
I gave Andrew a Kentucky Rag-Baby.
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The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
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When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.
Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH
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When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.
I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.
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The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.
Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.
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When you take a rabbit's shit and smear it on your partner whilst twisting their ears shouting racial slurs.
I really hope she's more comfortable in the bedroom by now, I really want to try The Kentucky Milkdud Twist on her.
Bro, it was sick. She let me do The Kentucky Milkdud Twist on her! That was the best sex I've ever had!