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Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.
I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.
The act of skinning an ass with a cheese grater then beating the victims ass with your hand covered in salt.
I gave Andrew a Kentucky Rag-Baby.
The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.
Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH
When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.
I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.
The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.
Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.
1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.
2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.
3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.