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When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
Is a newly discovered human species. Will bark at you if you come close.
look at that lai xuue over there!
The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.
Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"
the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
A queen laying down sarcastically
Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down
Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging
I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.