log exchange

When you are taking a crap and simultaneously a girl is sucking your dick.

I was taking a mean #2 and my girl was right there sucking my dick. It was a great log exchange.

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Magik log

A larger version of the "Magik Stick". It refers to a wang a woman lusts over, wants all the time.

Joe's magik log is soooo much better than Jamal's magik stick! I guess it wasn't that magikal after all.....

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Lofty log

A full bodied firm lengthy turd. Perfect in all forms including smell

Look at the size of that lofty log

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log dog

A log in the shape of a dog. Also a boy. Loves fortnite to an unhealthy extent. Very sexy. Very sweet. A good boy I call him. A boy dog I call Log dog. Actually I don’t really call him Log Dog, I call him Logan, occasionally Log. Logan is one of a kind. One of the sweetest Log Dogs I know. Incredibly lovable, sexy, silly, cute and muscular like big foot. Not as furry as big foot tho. Very ticklish, snuggly and genuine. Would rate Log dog a 10/10

Is that a log dog? No its Logan. Oh wait! It can’t be either, he doesn’t know what fortnite is!

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log jam

The act of sticking one's thumb between somebody else's butt cheeks and announcing "Log Jam!". This is not a sexual act, it is performed externally while the recipient is wearing pants. Best performed in front of other people.

Nick, standing behind Frank waiting in line at the cafeteria, jams his thumb up between Frank's butt cheeks and yells "Log jam!"

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minnesota log

When an individual defecates and proceeds to freeze the foreign body after which the item is inserted into the body in order to simulate penetrative sex

She loved the feel of the minnesota log inside of her

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Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"